LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE to get some cookie dough?

here is A handy list OF VALID REASONS. in case you need it:

BIRTHDAY

ANNIVERSARY

PREGNANT (yes. legit reason.) 

EMOTIONAL EMERGENCY

GENDER REVEAL PARTY  

YOU ARE IN THE DOGHOUSE

HOSTESS GIFT

WEDDING (did you say late night cookie dough bar??)

IT'S-MY-TURN-TO-BRING-THE-OFFICE-TREATS

CORPORATE EVENT

WEDNESDAY

SLUMBER PARTY

GIRLS WEEKEND

GUYS WEEKEND

EVERY WEEKEND

MID-MORNING MOVIE MARATHON

BLACKMAIL AND BRIBERY

BRING BACK THE BARTER SYSTEM

RICK ASTLEY APPRECIATION RALLY