cookie dough flavours of yore…

THAT WE MAKE NO MORE...

UNLESS YOU ASK US TO…

(minimum orders apply, because we’re making it special!)

pretty fly for a white chai

vanilla chai latte dough + chocolate covered coffee beans

[TASTES] LIKE CHAI TEA LATTE WITH AN ESPRESSO BEAN KICK IN THE PANTS, AND LIKE THIS GUY

we are offspring up a coffee-house inspired treat, with no need to choose between tea, coffee, or dessert - you get all three (uno, dos, tres).

give it to me baby.

cozy oat

brown sugar oatmeal dough + toasted pecans + ambrosia bean-to-bar chocolate

[TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL CHOCOLATE CHIP WITH PECANS, AND LIKE A COZY BLANKET ON A CHILLY NIGHT. (DON’T EAT YOUR BLANKET)

cozy like warm mittens on a cold winter’s day. except don’t eat your mittens.

OATS!…I DID IT AGAIN

brown sugar oatmeal cookie dough + toasted pecans + raisins

[TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL RAISIN PECAN. SMELLS LIKE WAR: RAISIN VS. CHOCOLATE CHIP

straight from grandma Britney’s kitchen. it’s the only cookie she knows how to make.

yeah, we’re taking sides with raisins. for now. (we’ve been down chocolate lane too - both are delicious.) —> if you reeeeeealllly want chocolate in your oaty dough, we get it. so you can always place a special order for the dough you love most. check out our RETIRED FLAVOURS, and order your very own special batch via GET DOUGH.

jeesh, what we won’t do for you.

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Grin & Carrot

cinnamon spiced dough + candied carrot + walnuts + real vanilla cheesecake pieces

[TASTES LIKE] CARROT CAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING, AND THE CRAZY SCIENTIST WHO DECIDED CARROTS SHOULD BE IN CAKES. RISKY MOVES PAY OFF.

we would like to propose a toast: here’s to you and your perfect, instagram-worthy life. you have all your ducks in a row, all your shit together.

except when you don’t.

and that’s ok! when life hands you lemons, trade them for cookie dough.

THis DOUGH IS SO META

CHOCOLATE COOKIE DOUGH + BIG pieces of CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH

[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE BEAR-HUGGING HIS LITTLE CHOCOLATE CHIP BUDDY.

it's like cookie dough ice cream. except that it's cookie dough cookie dough.

cookie dough with cookie dough. that’s hardcore.

oh my god that is like, soooo meta. *insert vocal fry here*

Chocolate (s)Quad

ridiculous chocolate dough + bean to bar semi-sweet chocolate + bittersweet chocolate + milk chocolate

[TASTES LIKE] SO MUCH CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE WITH SQUAD GOALS. CHOCOLATE THAT WON’T LET YOU DOWN.

that's four (4) - count'em FOUR - chocolates

(conveniently, the precise number of chocolates required to form a (s)Quad)

incogni-dough: Coffee and Doughnut edition

ESPRESSO COOKIE DOUGH + ONE WHOLE CHOCOLATE-GLAZED DOUGHNUT HOLE

[TASTES LIKE] COFFEE, A SNEAKY DOUGHNUT AND A 1987 FILM STARRING RICHARD DREYFUSS AND EMILIO ESTEVEZ.

this is the best way to prepare for an all-nighter stakeout. coffee AND doughnuts in one convenient treat.

we are jazzed to pair with RED EYE CAFE for our first covert collaboration. they provide us with their chocolate-glazed wisdom and expertise. and samples. so many samples.

also, you can find our Obligatory Chocolate Chip cookie dough atop one of their current doughnut beauties. Red Eye knows what’s up.

seasonal retirees:

(fall)

sexy pumpkin costume

pumpkin pie spices + homemade butter toffee

[TASTES LIKE] DEF NOT PUMPKIN SPICE. *COUGH*

made with spices that traditionally complement pumpkin-based baked goods.

not to be confused with pumpkin spice.

(ok. it’s pumpkin spice.)

sorry not sorry. we wish it wasn’t so delicious.

(holiday)

Gingerbread Stan

ginger molasses cookie dough + candy bling (gumdrops + licorice nibs + candy cane sprinkles + chocolate teenies + smarties)

[TASTES LIKE] A GINGERBREAD MAN - OR HIS HOUSE - AND ALL THOSE CANDY ACCESSORIES.

you probably can’t catch him.

but it seems you have all of his candy clothes. his gumdrop buttons. his licorice suspenders. his candy…cane. but he really shouldn’t be running around without his smartie pants.

run run as fast as you can. you can’t catch me, i’m the gingerbread……stan.

kiss me under the mistle-dough

creamery butter and vanilla cookie dough + holly sprinkles

[TASTES LIKE] VANILLA COOKIE WITH SPRINKLES, GOES WELL WITH SEASONAL ANGST. APPARENTLY.

a cookie dough you can count on. nothing too crazy. everyone loves it. faithful and festive. no surprises.

unlike the mistletoe that some jerk hung right in the middle of the hallway that everyone has to walk through to get anywhere and that no one pays attention to alllll night until you slip up and get caught standing under the gnarly knob of stupid plastic foliage with your neighbour’s best pal who you now suspect has been lying in wait for the entire 3.5 hours you’ve all been at this oh so very festive event. fa. la. la. la. la.

fun fact: mistletoe is a parasitic plant.

(winter)

PEPPERMINT DADDY

DARK COCOA cookie DOUGH + A PEPPERMINT TOP HAT (peppermint patty swirl)

[TASTES LIKE] A PEPPERMINT PATTY, AND THE SENSATION OF SKIING THE ALPS. OR THIS. OR THIS.

peppermint daddy is a fresh fellow. with his stripey tie. and his old timey top hat. and his peppermint carnation.

swank dark cocoa dough. cool pepperminty blast. the stuff dreams are made of.

daddy-o got swagger.

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