cookie dough flavours of yore…
THAT WE MAKE NO MORE...
UNLESS YOU ASK US TO…
(minimum orders apply, because we’re making it special!)
brown sugar oatmeal dough + toasted pecans + ambrosia bean-to-bar chocolate
[TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL CHOCOLATE CHIP WITH PECANS, AND LIKE A COZY BLANKET ON A CHILLY NIGHT. (DON’T EAT YOUR BLANKET)
cozy like warm mittens on a cold winter’s day. except don’t eat your mittens.
Grin & Carrot
cinnamon spiced dough + candied carrot + walnuts + real vanilla cheesecake pieces
[TASTES LIKE] CARROT CAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING, AND THE CRAZY SCIENTIST WHO DECIDED CARROTS SHOULD BE IN CAKES. RISKY MOVES PAY OFF.
we would like to propose a toast: here’s to you and your perfect, instagram-worthy life. you have all your ducks in a row, all your shit together.
except when you don’t.
and that’s ok! when life hands you lemons, trade them for cookie dough.
THis DOUGH IS SO META
CHOCOLATE COOKIE DOUGH + BIG pieces of CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH
[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE BEAR-HUGGING HIS LITTLE CHOCOLATE CHIP BUDDY.
it's like cookie dough ice cream. except that it's cookie dough cookie dough.
cookie dough with cookie dough. that’s hardcore.
oh my god that is like, soooo meta. *insert vocal fry here*
ridiculous chocolate dough + bean to bar semi-sweet chocolate + bittersweet chocolate + milk chocolate
[TASTES LIKE] SO MUCH CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE WITH SQUAD GOALS. CHOCOLATE THAT WON’T LET YOU DOWN.
that's four (4) - count'em FOUR - chocolates
(conveniently, the precise number of chocolates required to form a (s)Quad)
CHOCOLATE BANANA COOKIE DOUGH + BUTTER TOASTED WALNUTS + BANANA CHIPS
[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE BANANA NUT CRUNCH. BUT NOT IN A BREAKFAST CEREAL WAY. BUT STILL GOES GREAT WITH SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS IN YOUR JAMMIES. PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST.
being part chipmunk and part monkey, the elusive chipmunky loves a treat with nuts AND bananas. and now, he has it all.
incogni-dough: Coffee and Doughnut edition
ESPRESSO COOKIE DOUGH + ONE WHOLE CHOCOLATE-GLAZED DOUGHNUT HOLE
[TASTES LIKE] COFFEE, A SNEAKY DOUGHNUT AND A 1987 FILM STARRING RICHARD DREYFUSS AND EMILIO ESTEVEZ.
this is the best way to prepare for an all-nighter stakeout. coffee AND doughnuts in one convenient treat.
we are jazzed to pair with RED EYE CAFE for our first covert collaboration. they provide us with their chocolate-glazed wisdom and expertise. and samples. so many samples.
also, you can find our Obligatory Chocolate Chip cookie dough atop one of their current doughnut beauties. Red Eye knows what’s up.
GOAT YOGA (vegan + gluten free)*
natural peanut butter oatmeal cookie dough + coconut + flax + chia + puffed quinoa + pumpkin seeds + dried cranberries *may not be suitable for celiac diets
[TASTES LIKE] PEANUT BUTTER OATMEAL BREAKFAST COOKIE. ALSO TASTES A BIT LIKE HIPPIES.
this dough is as fun and as healthful as yoga with goats.
when you need a protein-packed re-energizer that won’t halt your gym goals, but still feels indulgent: ENTER, THE GOAT.
have your cake and eat it too. (just kidding. cake is only for cheat days)
RESTING BEACH FACE [vegan] - collab w/ descendants brewery
BEER & BROWN SUGAR ROASTED PINEAPPLE + DESCENDANTS BREWERY GUSTAVO (TOASTED COCONUT & PINEAPPLE STOUT) COOKIE DOUGH + COCONUT
[TASTES LIKE] PINEAPPLE, COCONUT AND A WELL-DESERVED BEER FOLLOWING A LONG STRESSFUL DAY ON THE BEACH.
you know you spent the whole day greasing up your bright white legs with that tanning oil that smells really good, like coconut, and also has, like….SPF 2. (and then rinsing off in the water because sand sticks to that $h!t like crazy.)
oil. rinse. repeat.
sexy pumpkin costume
pumpkin pie spices + homemade butter toffee
[TASTES LIKE] DEF NOT PUMPKIN SPICE. *COUGH*
made with spices that traditionally complement pumpkin-based baked goods.
not to be confused with pumpkin spice.
(ok. it’s pumpkin spice.)
sorry not sorry. we wish it wasn’t so delicious.
pretty fly for a white chai
vanilla chai latte dough + chocolate covered coffee beans
[TASTES] LIKE CHAI TEA LATTE WITH AN ESPRESSO BEAN KICK IN THE PANTS, AND LIKE THIS GUY
we are offspring up a coffee-house inspired treat, with no need to choose between tea, coffee, or dessert - you get all three (uno, dos, tres).
give it to me baby.
ginger molasses cookie dough + candy bling (gumdrops + licorice nibs + candy cane sprinkles + chocolate teenies + smarties)
[TASTES LIKE] A GINGERBREAD MAN - OR HIS HOUSE - AND ALL THOSE CANDY ACCESSORIES.
you probably can’t catch him.
but it seems you have all of his candy clothes. his gumdrop buttons. his licorice suspenders. his candy…cane. but he really shouldn’t be running around without his smartie pants.
run run as fast as you can. you can’t catch me, i’m the gingerbread……stan.
kiss me under the mistle-dough
creamery butter and vanilla cookie dough + holly sprinkles
[TASTES LIKE] VANILLA COOKIE WITH SPRINKLES, GOES WELL WITH SEASONAL ANGST. APPARENTLY.
a cookie dough you can count on. nothing too crazy. everyone loves it. faithful and festive. no surprises.
unlike the mistletoe that some jerk hung right in the middle of the hallway that everyone has to walk through to get anywhere and that no one pays attention to alllll night until you slip up and get caught standing under the gnarly knob of stupid plastic foliage with your neighbour’s best pal who you now suspect has been lying in wait for the entire 3.5 hours you’ve all been at this oh so very festive event. fa. la. la. la. la.
fun fact: mistletoe is a parasitic plant.
elmira maple cookie dough + candied stemmler’s bacon + toasted pecans
[TASTES LIKE] MAPLE BACON PECAN, AND DRINKING WHISKEY IN THE SHED. IN YOUR JOHN DEERE TOQUE WITH THE BIG POMPOM.
pretty much a canadian salad.
mounties and beavers and healthcare. oh my.