cookie dough flavours of yore…

THAT WE MAKE NO MORE...

UNLESS YOU ASK US TO…

(minimum orders apply, because we’re making it special!)

pretty fly for a white chai

[TASTES] LIKE CHAI TEA LATTE WITH AN ESPRESSO BEAN KICK IN THE PANTS, AND LIKE THIS GUY

vanilla chai latte dough + chocolate covered coffee beans

we are offspring up a coffee-house inspired treat, with no need to choose between tea, coffee, or dessert - you get all three (uno, dos, tres).

give it to me baby.

cozy oat

[TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL CHOCOLATE CHIP WITH PECANS, AND LIKE A COZY BLANKET ON A CHILLY NIGHT. (DON’T EAT YOUR BLANKET)

brown sugar oatmeal dough + toasted pecans + ambrosia bean-to-bar chocolate

cozy like warm mittens on a cold winter’s day. except don’t eat your mittens.

Grin & Carrot

[TASTES LIKE] CARROT CAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING, AND THE CRAZY SCIENTIST WHO DECIDED CARROTS SHOULD BE IN CAKES. RISKY MOVES PAY OFF.

cinnamon spiced dough + candied carrot + walnuts + real vanilla cheesecake pieces

we would like to propose a toast: here’s to you and your perfect, instagram-worthy life. you have all your ducks in a row, all your shit together.

except when you don’t.

and that’s ok! when life hands you lemons, trade them for cookie dough.

THis DOUGH IS SO META

[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE BEAR-HUGGING HIS LITTLE CHOCOLATE CHIP BUDDY.

CHOCOLATE COOKIE DOUGH + BIG pieces of CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH

it's like cookie dough ice cream. except that it's cookie dough cookie dough.

cookie dough with cookie dough. that’s hardcore.

oh my god that is like, soooo meta. *insert vocal fry here*

Chocolate (s)Quad

[TASTES LIKE] SO MUCH CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE WITH SQUAD GOALS. CHOCOLATE THAT WON’T LET YOU DOWN.

ridiculous chocolate dough + bean to bar semi-sweet chocolate + bittersweet chocolate + milk chocolate

that's four (4) - count'em FOUR - chocolates

(conveniently, the precise number of chocolates required to form a (s)Quad)

seasonal retirees:

(fall)

sexy pumpkin costume

[TASTES LIKE] NOT PUMPKIN SPICE. *COUGH*

pumpkin pie spices + homemade butter toffee

made with spices that traditionally complement pumpkin-based baked goods.

not to be confused with pumpkin spice.

(ok. it’s pumpkin spice.)

sorry not sorry. we wish it wasn’t so delicious.

(holiday)

Gingerbread Stan

[TASTES LIKE] A GINGERBREAD MAN - OR HIS HOUSE - AND ALL THOSE CANDY ACCESSORIES.

ginger molasses cookie dough + candy bling (gumdrops + licorice nibs + candy cane sprinkles + chocolate teenies + smarties)

you probably can’t catch him.

but it seems you have all of his candy clothes. his gumdrop buttons. his licorice suspenders. his candy…cane. but he really shouldn’t be running around without his smartie pants.

run run as fast as you can. you can’t catch me, i’m the gingerbread……stan.

kiss me under the mistle-dough

[TASTES LIKE] VANILLA COOKIE WITH SPRINKLES, GOES WELL WITH SEASONAL ANGST. APPARENTLY.

creamery butter and vanilla cookie dough + holly sprinkles

a cookie dough you can count on. nothing too crazy. everyone loves it. faithful and festive. no surprises.

unlike the mistletoe that some jerk hung right in the middle of the hallway that everyone has to walk through to get anywhere and that no one pays attention to alllll night until you slip up and get caught standing under the gnarly knob of stupid plastic foliage with your neighbour’s best pal who you now suspect has been lying in wait for the entire 3.5 hours you’ve all been at this oh so very festive event. fa. la. la. la. la.

fun fact: mistletoe is a parasitic plant.