T h E f l a v o u r s
Obligatory Chocolate chip
chocolate chip cookie dough.....with chocolate chips.......and cookie dough....
[TASTES LIKE] SNEAKING COOKIE DOUGH FROM THE MIXING BOWL WHEN YOU WERE WEE.
chocolate chip is a must. it's the vanilla of ice cream. the plain of potato chips. the coffee that actually tastes like coffee (and not pumpkin spice, or old spice, or baby spice....or whatever coffee is tasting like these days).
chocolate chip is a classic. like led zeppelin.
we use AMBROSIA BEAN-TO-BAR CHOCOLATE because it’s the BEST.
natural peanut butter cookie dough + roasted peanuts + bean-to-bar chocolate + homemade butter toffee pieces
[TASTES LIKE] A PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE TOFFEE STORM. HAS AN AROMA OF JEALOUS SQUIRRELS.
squirrel food. all the nuts. but high-class classy, also.
definately madonna’s favourite flavour. ‘cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material squirrel.
rainbow pony show
vanilla cookie dough + naturally coloured pink & purple swirls + sprinkles & sparkly things (also natural) *throws glitter*
[TASTES LIKE] VANILLA SUGAR COOKIE, WITH A HINT OF DRIVING A MINIVAN FILLED WITH 8 YEAR OLDS.
this is our main-stage, head-of-the-drama-class cookie
performance. *applause*. dramatic pause. *applause*. twirl. stop. *applause*. exit stage left. curtain call. *throw roses*
strawberry & barrie’s RHUBARB COMPOTE + CINNAMON SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + OATMEAL STReUSEL
[TASTES LIKE] HOMEMADE STRAWBERRY RHUBARB CRUMBLE THAT YOUR MOM USED TO MAKE. AND LIKE A THOUSAND ANGELS DANCING ON YOUR TONGUE.
it’s no small feat to go toe to toe with such a classic beauty and stunning talent, but like Barbra, this cookie dough has it all. we feel it is a flattering homage to a very classy lady.
don’t tell us not to live just sit and putt-ah. life’s candy and the sun’s a bowl of butt-ah)
ginger spice cookie dough + molasses gingerbread swirl + candied ginger bitties
[TASTES LIKE] SPICY GINGER MOLASSES, AND SPICY CHUCK NORRIS.
CAUTION: this ginger could snap...as gingers will from time to time (trust us. we have LOTS of redhead experience)
cocoa cookie dough + real vanilla cheesecake pieces + sundried cherries + buttered graham bits
[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE CHERRY CHEESECAKE, WITH A SIDE OF THE WORLD’S OLDEST PROFESSION. TSK TSK MAGGIE.
the original lady of the night.
DARK COCOA cookie DOUGH + A PEPPERMINT TOP HAT (peppermint patty swirl)
peppermint daddy is a fresh fellow. with his stripey tie. and his old timey top hat. and his peppermint carnation.
swank dark cocoa dough. cool pepperminty blast. the stuff dreams are made of.
daddy-o got swagger.
OATS!…I DID IT AGAIN
brown sugar oatmeal cookie dough + toasted pecans + raisins
[TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL RAISIN PECAN. SMELLS LIKE WAR: RAISIN VS. CHOCOLATE CHIP
straight from grandma Britney’s kitchen. it’s the only cookie she knows how to make.
yeah, we’re taking sides with raisins. for now. (we’ve been down chocolate lane too - both are delicious.) —> if you reeeeeealllly want chocolate in your oaty dough, we get it. so you can always place a special order for the dough you love most. check out our RETIRED FLAVOURS, and order your very own special batch via GET DOUGH.
jeesh, what we won’t do for you.
grandmaster flash (gluten free)*
gluten free brown sugar oatmeal cookie dough + Bean-to-bar chocolate *may not be suitable for celiac diets
[TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL CHOCOLATE CHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THAT PESKY GLUTEN.
we’re not sure if it’s common knowledge that the Grandmaster Flash (aka Hip Hop’s Godfather, aka GF) prefers a Gluten Free (aka GF) diet. but we’re pretty sure the names are purposefully paralelled.* why would the universe lead us astray?
*these views are based on nothing, really.
the other Chocolate Chip [vegan)
CHOCOLATE CHIP cookie DOUGH, BUT VEGAN FRIENDLY
[TASTES LIKE] REALLY GOOD CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH. NO JOKE.
because vegans deserve legit chocolate chip cookie dough too.
how much dougHs IT co$t?
5oz CUP (120g) $4.42
16oz PINT (400g) $11 (1 to 1.5 dozen-ish cookies)
32oz LITRE (800g) $18 (2 to 3 dozen-ish cookies)
*these prices do not include delivery or any judgement if they do not make it to the oven*
*they also do not include HST*
*we realize we have used a funny combo of measurements here. imperial and metric, weight and volume…we think it’s funny (but also important)*