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Obligatory Chocolate chip

chocolate chip cookie dough.....with chocolate chips.......and cookie dough....

[TASTES LIKE] SNEAKING COOKIE DOUGH FROM THE MIXING BOWL WHEN YOU WERE WEE.

chocolate chip is a must.  it's the vanilla of ice cream. the plain of potato chips. the coffee that actually tastes like coffee (and not pumpkin spice, or old spice, or baby spice....or whatever coffee is tasting like these days).

chocolate chip is a classic. like led zeppelin.

we use AMBROSIA BEAN-TO-BAR CHOCOLATE because it’s the BEST.

ingredients

 

MATERIAL squirrel

natural peanut butter cookie dough + roasted peanuts + ambrosia bean to bar chocolate + homemade butter toffee pieces

[TASTES LIKE] ROCKET LAUNCHER PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE TOFFEE SPACE ODYSSEY. ACCOMPANIED BY MEAN LOOKS FROM JEALOUS SQUIRRELS.

squirrel food. all the nuts. but high-class classy, also.

making Madonna proud.

‘cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material squirrel.

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rainbow pony show

vanilla cookie dough + naturally coloured pink & purple swirls + sprinkles & sparkly things (also natural) *throws glitter* 

[TASTES LIKE] VANILLA SUGAR COOKIE, WITH A HINT OF DRIVING A MINIVAN FILLED WITH 8 YEAR OLDS.

this is our main-stage, head-of-the-drama-class cookie

performance. *applause*. dramatic pause. *applause*. twirl. stop. *applause*. exit stage left. curtain call. *throw roses*

*hair flip* 

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Sugar Bush

elmira maple cookie dough + candied stemmler’s bacon + toasted pecans

[TASTES LIKE] MAPLE BACON PECAN, AND DRINKING WHISKEY IN THE SHED. IN YOUR JOHN DEERE TOQUE WITH THE BIG POMPOM.

pretty much a canadian salad.

mounties and beavers and healthcare. oh my.

ingredients

 

rhubarbra streisand

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB COMPOTE + CINNAMON SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + OATMEAL STReUSEL

[TASTES LIKE] HOMEMADE STRAWBERRY RHUBARB CRUMBLE THAT YOUR MOM USED TO MAKE. FEELS LIKE A THOUSAND ANGELS DANCING ON YOUR TONGUE.

hello, gorgeous.

it’s no small feat to go toe to toe with such a classic beauty and stunning talent, but like Barbra, this cookie dough has it all. we feel it is a flattering homage to a very classy lady.

don’t tell us not to live just sit and putt-ah. life’s candy and the sun’s a bowl of butt-ah)

ingredients

CHOCOLATE CHIPMUNKY

CHOCOLATE BANANA COOKIE DOUGH + BUTTER TOASTED WALNUTS + BANANA CHIPS

[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE BANANA NUT CRUNCH. BUT NOT IN A BREAKFAST CEREAL WAY. BUT STILL GOES GREAT WITH SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS IN YOUR JAMMIES. PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST.

being part chipmunk and part monkey, the elusive chipmunky loves a treat with nuts AND bananas. and now, he has it all.

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feisty REDHEAD

ginger spice cookie dough + molasses gingerbread swirl + candied ginger bitties

[TASTES LIKE] SPICY GINGER MOLASSES, AND SPICY CHUCK NORRIS.

CAUTION: this ginger could snap...as gingers will from time to time (trust us. we have LOTS of redhead experience)

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Cherry MagdAlene

cocoa cookie dough + real vanilla cheesecake pieces + sundried cherries + buttered graham bits

[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE CHERRY CHEESECAKE, WITH A SIDE OF THE WORLD’S OLDEST PROFESSION. TSK TSK MAGGIE.

the original lady of the night.

scandalous.

ingredients

 

GOAT YOGA (vegan + gluten free)*

natural peanut butter oatmeal cookie dough + coconut + flax + chia + puffed quinoa + pumpkin seeds + dried cranberries *may not be suitable for celiac diets

[TASTES LIKE] PEANUT BUTTER OATMEAL BREAKFAST COOKIE. ALSO TASTES A BIT LIKE HIPPIES.

this dough is as fun and as healthful as yoga with goats.

when you need a protein-packed re-energizer that won’t halt your gym goals, but still feels indulgent: ENTER, THE GOAT.

have your cake and eat it too. (just kidding. cake is only for cheat days)

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the other Chocolate Chip [vegan)

CHOCOLATE CHIP cookie DOUGH, BUT VEGAN FRIENDLY

[TASTES LIKE] REALLY GOOD CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH. NO JOKE.

because vegans deserve legit chocolate chip cookie dough too.

ingredients

 
 

RETIRED FLAVOURS

how much dougHs IT co$t?

5oz CUP (120g)  $4.50                          

16oz PINT (400g)  $10 (1 to 1.5 dozen-ish cookies)

32oz LITRE (800g) $18 (2 to 3 dozen-ish cookies)

 

*these prices do not include delivery or any judgement if they do not make it to the oven*   

*they also do not include HST*

*we realize we have used a funny combo of measurements here. imperial and metric, weight and volume…we think it’s funny (but also important)*