T h E f l a v o u r s

feature flavour:

introducing: I N C O G N I - D O U G H, our covert series of cookie dough flavours, each featuring a complete and sneaky treat right in the middle.

🕵️‍♂️incogni-dough: Coffee and Doughnut edition

[TASTES LIKE] COFFEE, A SNEAKY DOUGHNUT AND A 1987 FILM STARRING RICHARD DREYFUSS AND EMILIO ESTEVEZ.

ESPRESSO COOKIE DOUGH + ONE WHOLE CHOCOLATE-GLAZED DOUGHNUT HOLE

this is the best and most efficient way to prep for any all-nighter stakeout. why endure the hassle of two separate and cumbersome items, when you can get the goodness of coffee AND doughnuts in one convenient treat?

we are jazzed to pair with RED EYE CAFE for our first covert collaboration. they provide us with their chocolate-glazed wisdom and expertise. and samples. so many samples.

also, you can find our Obligatory Chocolate Chip cookie dough atop one of their current doughnut beauties. Red Eye knows what’s up.

 
 

Obligatory Chocolate chip

[TASTES LIKE] YOUR CHILDHOOD.

chocolate chip cookie dough.....with chocolate chips.......and cookie dough....

chocolate chip is a must.  it's the vanilla of ice cream. the plain of potato chips. the coffee that actually tastes like coffee (and not pumpkin spice, or old spice, or baby spice....or whatever coffee is tasting like these days).

chocolate chip is a classic. like led zeppelin.

we use AMBROSIA BEAN-TO-BAR CHOCOLATE because it’s the BEST.

 

rainbow pony show

[TASTES LIKE] VANILLA SUGAR COOKIE, WITH A HINT OF DRIVING A MINIVAN FILLED WITH 8 YEAR OLDS.

vanilla cookie dough + naturally coloured pink & purple swirls + sprinkles & sparkly things (also natural) *throws glitter* 

this is our main-stage, head-of-the-drama-class cookie

performance. *applause*. dramatic pause. *applause*. twirl. stop. *applause*. exit stage left. curtain call. *throw roses*

*hair flip* 

Sugar Bush

[TASTES LIKE] MAPLE BACON PECAN, AND DRINKING WHISKEY IN THE SHED. IN YOUR JOHN DEERE TOQUE WITH THE BIG POMPOM.

elmira maple cookie dough + candied stemmler’s bacon + toasted pecans

pretty much a canadian salad.

mounties and beavers and healthcare. oh my.

 

OATS!…I DID IT AGAIN

[TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL RAISIN PECAN. SMELLS LIKE WAR: RAISIN VS. CHOCOLATE CHIP

brown sugar oatmeal cookie dough + toasted pecans + raisins

straight from grandma Britney’s kitchen. it’s the only cookie she knows how to make.

yeah, we’re taking sides with raisins. for now. (we’ve been down chocolate lane too - both are delicious.) —> if you reeeeeealllly want chocolate in your oaty dough, we get it. so you can always place a special order for the dough you love most. check out our RETIRED FLAVOURS, and order your very own special batch via GET DOUGH.

jeesh, what we won’t do for you.

feisty REDHEAD

[TASTES LIKE] SPICY GINGER MOLASSES, AND SPICY CHUCK NORRIS.

ginger spice cookie dough + molasses gingerbread swirl + candied ginger bitties

CAUTION: this ginger could snap...as gingers will from time to time (trust us. we have LOTS of redhead experience)

 

MATERIAL squirrel

[TASTES LIKE] PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE TOFFEE MADNESS. HAS AN AROMA OF JEALOUS SQUIRRELS.

natural peanut butter cookie dough + roasted peanuts + ambrosia bean to bar chocolate + homemade butter toffee pieces

squirrel food. all the nuts. but high-class classy, also.

making Madonna proud.

‘cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material squirrel.

PEPPERMINT DADDY

[TASTES LIKE] A PEPPERMINT PATTY, AND THE SENSATION OF SKIING THE ALPS. OR THIS. OR THIS.

DARK COCOA cookie DOUGH + A PEPPERMINT TOP HAT (peppermint patty swirl)

peppermint daddy is a fresh fellow. with his stripey tie. and his old timey top hat. and his peppermint carnation.

swank dark cocoa dough. cool pepperminty blast. the stuff dreams are made of.

daddy-o got swagger.

Cherry MagdAlene

[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE CHERRY CHEESECAKE, WITH A SIDE OF THE WORLD’S OLDEST PROFESSION.

cocoa cookie dough + real vanilla cheesecake pieces + sundried cherries + buttered graham bits

the original lady of the night.

scandalous.

 

GOAT YOGA (vegan + gluten free)*

[TASTES LIKE] PEANUT BUTTER OATMEAL BREAKFAST COOKIE. ALSO TASTES A BIT LIKE HIPPIES.

natural peanut butter oatmeal cookie dough + coconut + flax + chia + puffed quinoa + pumpkin seeds + dried cranberries *may not be suitable for celiac diets

this dough is as fun and as healthful as yoga with goats.

when you need a protein-packed re-energizer that won’t halt your gym goals, but still feels indulgent: ENTER, THE GOAT.

have your cake and eat it too. (just kidding. cake is only for cheat days)

the other Chocolate Chip [vegan)

[TASTES LIKE] REALLY GOOD CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH. NO JOKE.

CHOCOLATE CHIP cookie DOUGH, BUT VEGAN FRIENDLY

because vegans deserve chocolate chip cookie dough too.

 
 

RETIRED FLAVOURS

how much dougHs IT co$t?

GRAB & GO 5oz CUP (120g)  $4.50                          

TAKE HOME BAKE HOME 16oz PINT (400g)  $10 (1 to 1.5 dozen-ish cookies)

TAKE HOME BAKE HOME 32oz LITRE (800g) $18 (2 to 3 dozen-ish cookies)

 

*these prices do not include delivery or any judgement if they do not make it to the oven*   

*they also do not include HST*

*we realize we have used a funny combo of measurements here. imperial and metric, weight and volume…we think it’s funny*